You’re not good enough tag – Harry Potter edition!

Well – tags are fun, but throw Harry Potter into the mix and it’s a MUST! This is so hilarious and I can actually imagine all the characters and these outlandish situations. I hadn’t seen this one floating around until I was tagged by the ever amazing Beach Bookworm (who is one of the sweetest bloggers out there with some seriously amazing pics – check her out! You won’t be disappointed!) and it was love at first sight. I immediately started compiling my list of characters and got to work!

THE RULES:

• Write 30 character names on a piece of paper
• Put them in a jar/cup/mug
• Randomly choose 2 pieces of paper for every question. In each of the 15 questions, you have to decide which of the 2 characters fits the question, and which one isn’t good enough

You only have one more spot in your spelling B team, who would you pick to complete your team?

PROFESSOR MCGONAGALL or REMUS LUPIN – I fell like this one is pretty easy. As smart as Remus Lupin is, I guarantee that he spent more time messing around in school with his friends than he did learning. Professor McGonagall is the perfectionist type, so I pick her!

Both characters want to kill you – which one would you kill first so you have a better chance of surviving?

FLEUR DELACOUR or THE MINISTER OF MAGIC – Sorry Fleur, but you’re the one I need to get rid of. She may be small, sweet and innocent, but she is still quite skilled! I definitely have a better chance going up against the Minister of Magic. I doubt he knows any spells because he’s spent so much time hiding behind his desk!

You’re on the Bachelor/Bachelorette and you’re down to these two characters. Which one are you going to give your rose to?

HARRY POTTER or NEARLY HEADLESS NICK – Harry Potter and there are a few reasons behind my decision. First off, and most importantly, Harry is alive. Next, I imagine he would be a little better looking, seeing as how his entire body is in tact. And third, I think we have a better future together lol!

You’ve been chosen for The Hunger Games. Who would most likely volunteer in your place?

FRED WESLEY or LUCIUS MALFOY – ……. bwahahahaha neither one of them! lol But I think we all know that there isn’t a snowballs chance in hell that Lucius Malfoy would choose to put himself in harms way for anyone. Fred, maybe?

You’re stranded on an island. Which character would you sacrifice to engage in cannibalism?

NEVILLE LONGBOTTOM or SEVERUS SNAPE – Oh this is just cruel!!! I don’t think that I could decide. I would rather eat grass than hurt either one of these. But, Snape has lived a longer life than Neville so…. Always…..

You’re the next DC/Marvel superhero (with your own TV show, of course), who is your sidekick?

MOLLY WESLEY or HAGRID – I love Hagrid but I can see it now…… Me and Molly, moms kicking ass to people who deserve to be taught a lesson. One second we are whipping up a meal to feed an army and then, without so much as a turn of our heads, our rage makes us fly into action and you’re burnt to dust before you know what hits you. Molly is one of my favourites!!!!

You’re a manager of an avocado admiring company, who would you fire for lack of communication skills?

DOLORES UMBRIDGE or DOBBY – Can we all take a second and say WTF to the question?! Avocado admiring company? Anyways, firing for lack of communication skills would have to be Umbridge!! Just as long as I got to play the role of the security guard that physically throws her from the (roof) building 🙂

You’ve just finished a  book in which your favourite character dies, which character is most likely to comfort you?

BELLATRIX LESTRANGE or MR DURSLEY – Are you kidding me???? If i’m looking for comfort with these two then I am clearly in the wrong freaking place!! There’s no way either of these people could comfort me. Laugh in my face though? Absolutely!

Ugh, it’s high school. Who would most likely be a part of the popular clique?

MAD EYE MOODY or VOLDEMORT – A deliciously trick question!!! It could be either! Mad Eye would be the most popular as far as the nice guy goes. I think he’s hilarious, ambitious, and knows how to do stupid things for a laugh. But then there’s Voldemort, who clearly has no problems getting loyal followers and is quite popular so……… tough one, but I’m going with Mad Eye

The day has arrived; you’re finally a year older! Who would have the nerve to forget your birthday?

CHO CHANG or HERMOINE GRANGER – Hmmmm I think Hermoine would forget. She would be too busy reading or studying to remember anything that doesn’t involve Hogwarts: A History.

You’ve just found an upcoming BookTube star! Who would it most likely be?

MOANING MYRTLE or DRACO MALFOY – OMG could you imagine Moaning Myrtle as a BookTube star?! That would be epic! She does love to talk and get attention. She also has a lot of free time on her hands. Though her backdrop would always be a toilet instead of a bookshelf, I can still bet this could be one hell of a show lol

Sleepover time! Unfortunately you can only invite one person, who would you invite?

GEORGE WEASLEY or DUMBLEDORE – George all the way! Just imagine all the shenanigans that we could get into. All those crazy inventions from their shop – it would be a blast! Dumbledore would be the first to fall asleep and it’s hard to draw a moustache on a guy who’s already covered in facial hair…

Bam, you’re pregnant. Who is the father/mother?

RON WESLEY or LUNA LOVEGOOD – To be quite honest, neither one of these options is my favourite. Luna is too loopy for a love life. So I guess I’m going to say Ron. I wouldn’t mind a Weasley child I guess 🙂

You’ve just written a super important text. Who would ‘see’ it, but not reply?

NYMPHADORA LUPIN (TONKS) or GILDEROY LOCKHART – This one screams out Lockhart! He’s so arrogant that he wouldn’t be debased to reply to me. Tonks would read it and reply with a smart ass comment as fast as her fingers would allow lol

You’ve just woken up and it’s time for breakfast. Your mum has been replace by… who?

SIRIUS BLACK or GINNY WEASLEY – oh another tough one! I would love to be raised by Siruis. He would have been an amazing father! But, like I said above, Ginny is one of my favourites. As much as I love Ginny, I would want it to be Sirius. Adopt me Sirius! Oh, wait……

This was so much fun! I always love a reason to fantasize about being in the world of Harry Potter!! And to have these people in real life situations would be kind of funny! I don’t know if any one has done this or not so I won’t be tagging anyone. But, if you love Harry Potter and haven’t done this, then consider yourself tagged!

Until next time, happy reading!